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prioritize correctly

Work until you don't have to introduce yourself

Jul 1 '17

cute date idea

parksandfluff:

thorcepticon:

fartgallery:

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

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Jul 1 '17

evanspetres:

So last night I came across this beauty

Jul 1 '17

psychedelicfelon:

caudlebottle:

queerqueenofcolor:

birdbitch:

kanyeintheeast:

c-lov3r:

nicodoll:

In the original 1992 pilot of The Powerpuff Girls “Chemical X” was actually a “Can of Whoop Ass” and the girls were called “The Whoop Ass Girls”

oh my god

I TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND THEY GOT ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD NO PROOF

THE VOICE THOUGH

I’M

THE VOICE

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOODNESS 

This actually makes so much sense because they really did beat ass at every turn

This is insane

Jun 30 '17
hustleinatrap:
“  Our girl and 17-year-old Black-ish star Yara Shahidi has been accepted into every college she applied to for the 2017-2018 school year. She’s going to continue her education in African American studies and sociology. By the way, her...

hustleinatrap:

Our girl and 17-year-old Black-ish star Yara Shahidi has been accepted into every college she applied to for the 2017-2018 school year. She’s going to continue her education in African American studies and sociology. By the way, her recommendation letter was written by our favorite, brilliant and lovely FLOTUS Michelle Obama! 

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This phenomenal Black woman makes the world shine. 

Congratulations!

(Source: livingcivil.com)

Jun 30 '17

(Source: weheartit.com)

Jun 30 '17

twolazytwolie:

onlyblackgirl:

Vagina is closed until further notice.

niggas anyway

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Jun 30 '17

goopy-amethyst:

yesquesadilla:

goopy-amethyst:

“Fat girls can’t-”
They can and they will buddy

Fat girls cant stop being beautiful

Damn, you got me there buddy 

Jun 30 '17

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Jun 30 '17
Jun 30 '17

meimagino:

the-angry-walnut-fairy:

megbiediger:

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

Jun 30 '17

cocaineteas:

Trust fall…

Jun 30 '17
cobaltdays:
“ antifadad:
“Sorry straight people Batman is confirmed gay
”
Bi
A lesbian
Trans
Mmm gay
A very queer bat
Not straight
”

cobaltdays:

antifadad:

Sorry straight people Batman is confirmed gay

Bi
A lesbian
Trans
Mmm gay
A very queer bat
Not straight

Jun 30 '17

juelzsantanabandana:

Fuck a 80’s party I’m trying to go to a 2000’s party I’m wearing a nike headband with Air Force ones and big jean shorts and my girl gotta have those basketball jersey / dresses with all the team symbol patches on them

Jun 30 '17

colachampagnedad:

when the teacher says “the bell doesn’t excuse you, i do”

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Jun 30 '17

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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(Source: rowrz)